Tuesday, April 25, 2006


He looks very nervous...

I think he sees a wedge of lemon coming his way.

Or maybe a pat of butter.


TopCat said...

You'd look nervous if you had to go through what these two lobsters did. Have a peek: http://www.top20fun.com/funny_jokes/1333.html

Skribbl said...

Do you know the Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man,
The Muffin Man,
Do you know the Muffin Man
Who lives on....
Oh dear Lord! He has pinchers instead of hands! Run! Run! Hide the children! Grab a pitchfork and follow me!!!

Tom Moon said...

You're making me hungry.

rickart said...

It's a Lobster Roll! You can get those all over the place around here.

Cool and weird. it reminds me of the cow in Restaurant at the End of the Universe... the one that's breed to want to be eaten.

Mr Goodson said...

Pretty good muffin headed character. A backpack full of cinnamin. I don't know if this inspired you but it reminds me of the car commercial I've been seeing where the Car has a surfer dude voice talking to a crab that says, "I like to peench." The claws are nightmarish because in comparative anatomy terms they are occupying the same space as the radial and ulna, making it look like arms that have had their hands and a lot of flesh ripped off

Dok said...

Skribbl's post made me spit milk out of my nose.

Everyone nearby stared at me while I convulsed in silent spasms of supressed giggles.

That should be storyboarded.

You cut back and forth between the teacher marching along with kids and the nervous little Muffin Man. But you don't see the MM's hands until just before the teacher does.

Maybe all the kidlings are joyfully brandishing rounded butter knives that are dripping with butter and a dark substance we can only assume is jam...

But their happy songs are abruptly cut off when the MM reveals his STRANGELY MUTATED "HANDLESS" ARMS!!! [thanks Ellis]

The MM smirks as the kids run away, but then he SCREAMS IN PANIC when the pitchforks appear.

He was NOT BRED to be FED! [thanks Rick]. Or WAS he?

Still giggling.

Skribbl said...

Glad to make you smile Dok! You should board it!