Obi Ham Kenobi:"Your father wanted you to have this, it's called a "Link Saber".
Pork Stywalker:"You knew my father?"
Obi Ham Kenobi:"The operative word here is knew. "I cut his legs and arm off and served them for Easter dinner."
Also, Here's something you'll find amusing:
Considering last weeks post I'm on a Star Wars kick I guess.